Brokeback = Gay

Yup, that's the latest "in" thing I've heard today. That brokeback mountain has brought widespread mention to the gay community everywhere.

The latest term to be added into the dictionary of gays...the word "Brokeback" has been so widely in use recently, you can see it used more widely than the word "flex" or "camp" (to know these terms please google it yourself. I'm not gay so I would not even know what they mean. Just read the newspapers lah).

For example, to indicate breakfast for gays, one gay will ask the other, "Have you had your brokefast yet?"

Or, in the recent events that unfolded, a drug raid was conducted in the Bukit Brokeback area.

With such creative and extensive use of the new terminology, it's a wonder why the movie never won acclaim for "Best Influence in the Culture of Gays".

A football club was also rumoured to be set up with the name FC Brokeback, and it's crest bears the Barcelona crest with a cowboy hat. Rumour has it that there seems to be a certain criteria to achieve prior to playing for the club.

Ever wondered why Broken Arrow was such a disaster, while Brokeback was a success? 'Cos Travolta and Slater ain't gay enough. 'Nuff said.

The last information I heard, was that there was a sizeable increase of calls for visits to Brokeback Mountain following the acclaims it the movie got in the Oscars. Now, that's something.


(All information hereby written are solely from the writer's POV. If you are aggrieved over the usage of such terms inappropriately, please seek the nearest brokeyer for claiming broking fees.)