-= adventures in Europe =-
"They're both convinced, that a sudden passion joined them.
Such certainty is beautiful,but uncertainty is more beautiful still."

By Zεηιτħ

And so it seems...

...that 3 years ago, ppl were saying that NS would be reduced from 2.5 yrs to 2. And so it seems, that this is true....they WERE doing feasibility studies! got the news today @ 1300 hrs from Lionel, who was listening to the news.

Apparently, those from this batch of Dec 2004 would get to enjoy the full load of 2 yrs NS, whilst the rest has a cut varying from 2 mths to 4 mths. Those going to ORD, like Tong Cai, are going to be 'forced' to take leave / off and the remaining leave which cannot be consumed would be repaid in a one-time payment.

But definitely, ppl wil complain. Sure lugi one. In fact, I've already seen how much I would lose. Definitely hoping that I can 'sign on' for 3 more mths, then no need to go out to look for job also sia. Which is better, since outside wont give tt much pay also, as compared to an LTA rank pay.

Hmmm....well, anymore stuff to talk about, shall be discussed @ length as more info comes.....time for me to read o.o

Current Mood: Study Mood

Current Music: F.I.R. - Ni De Wei Xiao

By Zεηιτħ

Fun @ WWW!

Wild Wild West? Nope...WWW = Wild Wild Wet, the water theme park which just opened. With its predecessors Fantasy Island and Big Splash now closed, it is pretty much the one and only Water Theme Park present in Singapore. And not forgetting the one over @ Jurong also ;)

*Now still feeling waves in my brain/head*

Went with Jess and Gen today, pretty great day, though should have gone earlier...oh well *rolls eyes* Sianz of waiting early in the morning heh. Esp as gen was like 45mins late :
Walked over to WWW, and 'nearly' lost our bearings. Luckily with some questions we got to our destination, but...

...There was a NEED(!) to buy an entrance card, which sorta acts ala Ezlink card. Pretty innovative, plus it was meant for all purchases in the little theme park. Yes, little. Too small as compared over to Big Splash and Fantasy Island. Definitely loses hands down to FI. Why? 'Cos there are only like 4 rides there, one was really nice, another 2 the same and the group slide was...well, nothing could be said cos it really was -.-'

And the walkabout in the water was O...K... Not as big as FI, and really ah, they need 8 bucks to loan the 1-man float. So ex. Haiz. So wad we did was we walked round and round and played o.0' Which was interesting....Dunking sessions pretty much rule the day :P

Another attraction is the Tsunami Wave and the Water Jet Ski show. Tsunami Wave was done using machines (oscillations), but it pretty much resembled the actual (i think!?!?) and I liked it. Too bad, not deep enuf. hmph. The 3x Water Jet Skis were all interesting, and made me want to learn water sports....but no $$$ :(

Last attraction worth mentioning was this mind blowing experience, which I went twice. I forgot wad's it called. heh. But once u look down, u sure wished u din in the first place! Next moment, u go swooshing down with almost no hold on the slide, and then up on the opposite side, and do about 2 more ups and downs b4 screeching to a halt. To think I did the first time with only myself (Yea the 2 gals 'ditched' me). And it was worse, cos i was thinking, "OMG, no counterweight behind me....die....(sees the sudden drop) WTH?!?! So high? (Next moment I go swooshing down) Kaoz! Macham no hold on the slide!! Die!!!"

Heh....fun day it was, to top it off, after all the physical exertions in the day for 4 hrs plus, went over to Tampines Mall tt side to play pool. Pretty ok, just needed to rush, cuz smth on @ home... :(

*I'm Swimming....o.0'*

Note: Rowena is afraid to swim. Muz get her to swim. Maybe coach or smth. Time to dunk her into the pool :P

Current Mood: *Hyper Mode*

Current Music: S.E.N.S. - Remembering Me

Posted In: . By Zεηιτħ

National Songs to Get Sexy

by Kok Kok Klan

In a desperate attempt to heighten Singaporeans' sense of awareness regarding sexual education, the Gahmen recently announced that they will be introducing a 'sexy' twist to our very familiar national songs.

Political pundits agree that this campaign probably follows in the wake of the recent and controversial decision to redeploy POSB to as a national sperm bank.

"National songs, like Count On Me Singapore, have always been very very popular. But today, we must stress a whole new dimension about patriotism. Now when we desperately need more children, I believe that instead of simply chanting, 'Count on me, Singapore!' it makes more sense for Singaporeans to actually moan, 'oh baby, cum in me, Singapore!'" said Minister of Procreation Limp Hng Kiang. "We intend to unleash a nationwide campaign to drill the new versions of familiar national songs into Singaporeans by playing the songs on radio and television."

Aside from ‘Cum In Me, Singapore’, Singaporeans can also look forward to other ‘sexy Singaporean songs’ like:

- Five Inches Arising (formerly ‘Five Stars Arising’)
- One Excited People (formerly ‘One United People’)
- Shoot In Me (formerly ‘Shine On Me’)
- We Are Seeing a Whore (formerly ‘We Are Singapore’)
- Kan People, Kan Nation, Kan Singapore (formerly ‘One People, One Nation, One Singapore’)
- Where I Chee Hong (formerly ‘Where I Belong’)
- Stand Up for Singapore (no need to change title)

However, the move has angered many parents because of the explicit sexual nature of the new national songs.

"Nao hiah! Nowadays this world very dirty. All Gahmen's fault. Last time I used to masturbate while playing porn videos on my TV. Now even kids can masturbate because of such saucy songs. How can like that! What is our world coming to?" said Mr. Lim Peh, a very worried resident of Tampenis, who also pens an occasional column for this website.

However, Minister Limp brushed away such criticism, saying, " Hng hng hng? Not true! Those parents seriously don't know how to hng, baby."

With that, Mr. Limp Hng Kiang proudly activated a powerpoint presentation, flashing the lyrics for the “remixed” version of ‘Count On Me, Singapore”:

CUM IN ME SINGAPORE
[Sung to the tune of Count On Me Singapore, alternate lyrics by Kok Kok Klan]

There is a new law for us to follow
Just believe, just believe
We must make love for Singapore
To make babies, to make babies
Boys and girls, let's do our part
Stand together, butt to butt
Our birth rate is getting low, and we must stop it
To make babies, to make babies

There is a need to know sex is good and ain't a sorrow
So let's drop our pants and do what Steve Chia died for
I ejaculated in your ass, it's a disaster Singapore shares
Stop oral and anal sex, oh horny you and me
Let’s make babies, let’s make babies

Cum in me Singapore, cum in me and on my ass no more

Boys and girls, don't poke your butts,
Fark together, test your luck
Our birth rate is getting low, and we must stop it
To make babies, to make babies

Chorus:
Cum in me Singapore, cum in me Singapore
Cum in me and on my ass no more

(Repeated Chorus)

Cum in me Singapore Singapore (FADE OUT)

And more are coming...

from www.talkingcock.com

lol....

Posted In: . By Zεηιτħ

EURO 2004 Europhia...

Yea man. And to think I fell asleep barely 15 mins into the first match yesterday on Ch 5. Bleah. Before going into dreamland, told my bro that Portugal play like shit in the start, definitely will lose, and somemore Greece score liao. Haha! Anyway I dun blame Portugal. Perrenial Underachievers, Big names Little feats to attest to their 'greatness'

My money? On France. But I've an inkling for Italy and Sweden both.... Hmmmz... of all the 16 I see, think I'll choose Spain, Italy, Sweden and France as the top 4... Well, just my guess...If I so good, should go to betting :P

Current Music: Groove Coverage - 7 Years and 50 Days

By Zεηιτħ

Another Day...

...At the National Stadium :"(

Hmm. Pretty okay day, since it's more of roaming around and dealing with all the contractors and the OICs, so time passes fast (just like in camp). No doubt, tired and got work to do after the entire day, work goes on, and we strive to achieve as great a success as possible.

Today went to talk with the contractor over @ the KFC side, basically finding out her problems, as well as things she 'owed' me :\ Well....pretty ok, and did small talk. Heh. Plus today had a lotta stuff for the participants! Really really glad they found it adequate and @ times, too much! And also all those photos ;) lol....Hougang Secondary I think...

Anyway, Euro 2004 Fever strikes....today in....15 mins time? w00t!

*Switches over to TV*

Current Mood: Tired

Current Music: Jocelyn Enriquez - Make Me An Angel

By Zεηιτħ

.A.g.N.s.T.

Seriously feeling moody, down, shack (why!?!) and really aimless @ times...

Why?

Finding my recent actions disturbing, sometimes wonder after acting tt way why did I do so? I dunno. In the heat of a moment? Maybe I rush to conclusions too fast without looking at it objectively...well, certain issues maybe.

Hatred for certain things / people / departments / actions which I've witnessed. Maybe their bad actions would always leave a strong distaste in my heart when I see it. Memories, or rather, vivid images of such things happening play back and forth.

Sometimes, it's said that a picture says a thousand words, and some dreams portray one's inner feelings, others would present a 'future' and 'deja vu'. I sometimes wonder whether it is true...But definitely, not all the time would one have dreams. Maybe dreams are trying to communicate something to us...I dunno man.

Life is stressful, does death really help to pull you away from it? You know, relieve you of pain & suffering? Life is worth living, in ways more than one. Memories one cherish. People one embrace. Experiences one remember. But however, we will always witness the birth, life and death of a person. Anyone. Everyone goes through it.

Life is not fair...Just live with it...

I learnt it.

Current Mood: Confused

Current Music: Groove Coverage - Home

By Zεηιτħ

Rude Singaporeans...

Pissed me off sia today, while watching Harry PotHEAD. This guy in front just turned around in the middle of the movie and told me LOUDLY not to kick him. And asked if I had heard him. Dumbass. If I replied I am ruining the $6.50 I paid, and ruining others! And he had the nerve to talk so loudly. If the movie weren't tt interesting in the first place, I would have given him a piece of my mind and told him to fuck off and get a life...Here he is asking ppl not to kick (when i did tt only twice, accidentally?! Expect me to tap him on shoulder and say: "Sir, I'm sorry?" In the middle of the movie!?!?!? Com'on!) when HE HIMSELF IS MAKING A TOTAL BOO-HA ABOUT SOMEONE WHO KICKS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE?!

Get a life. Live it. And you are the absolute disgrace to the already rude Singaporeans I've seen.

Looks like another addition to the list of "UGLY SIDE OF SINGAPOREANS"

.Peace.

Current Mood: Angry

Current Music: John Mayer - 83

By Zεηιτħ

Vesak Day

Hmmm, celebrated Vesak Day today, been to the temple, and basically, a smooth day, with ample time to ZZZ and rest haha...

Today also working, well spent some time doing the indent shit which has to be done for the units tml. Really feel like letting loose @ the last minute indenters. Damn sian, some more I need to help them coordinate. Heh. Well, hope all goes well.

Next few days pretty busy, and I guess I seem to be damned free lol... *rolls eyes*


Current Music: Jocelyn Enriquez - Miracles

By Zεηιτħ

ROFLMAO!

Just had an interesting game online...well, barely 10mins ago :P

Played against a guy called "Gunner Ship" online @ CS 1.6, and he was the "less-than-ultimate" cheater...using Aimbot and Speedhack. Ended up all, or most of the players, going into spec mode to make him play against himself. Sadly, not all players helped out...

But nonetheless, we had someone in to kick him, though he was not banned.

DARNed. Shld have gotten his ip, and he will be dead.

Anyway, sch hols are here, and seemingly there would be more and more children running on the internet using cheats to play. LAMERS. Why pay $40 for a game to cheat to win?! Geez. No brainer sia.